Every BadAss needs a sidekick. I have two.
Sidekick 1 Stats
Her bubbly personality took a turn when Phizz entered our lives
Name: Trooper
Age: Almost 4
Breed: No clue. We think she’s part grey hound, Basenji and angel
Loves: Mommy, daddy, walks, underwear and rubbing on dead animals.
Hates: Awkward silent stares, baths, cats and Phizz
Sidekick 2 Stats
She's either destroying something or sleeping
Name: Phizz Bitch. Namesake explained here
Age: 1 year
Breed: All the crackhead breeds combined for this special mutt. Dalmation, Bulldog, Pit Bull…
BadAss Characteristics: Doesn’t give a f*ck about anything or anyone.
Has destroyed: our leather couch, my $150 sunglasses, our carpet, friend’s cell phones, all my black heels, my favorite flip flops, our good standing in the neighborhood.
What if everything you ever wanted CAME IN A ROCKET CAN?!?! I wish I had a copy of that video.
I miss all three of you guys!
Phizz needs to meet “Stir-Fry the cat” – She is definitely not “badd-ass” and needs to be toughened up a little. Of course then there’s her brother “Chow-Mein the cat” he’s not so bright. On the Christmas tree of life… he’s missing a few bulbs !!! So Phizz can teach Stir-Fry and Chow-Mein a thing or two. Sorry to hear about the couch and the shoes. On the bright side… at least you know that the material on your couch is not hazardous or poisonous to your dog. Have a badd-ass weekend !!!
lol love your blog…I have been crossfitting for about 5.5 months in California. Saw your FGB video and cried. You are a beautiful and strong woman, and thank you.
Laughing my ass off at your list of “destroyed things”. I have a golden retriever who has eaten (a long time ago):
1 foot square section of siding…right off the house, a stair – carpeted, a 30 pack of tea light candles…just found the metal container and wicks, an orange army reflective vest (which does come out all in one piece), multiple cds and video games, steve madden shoes, a vaccuum cord, 2 dog beds. and in one sitting 2lbs of taco meat right out of the pan.
Thanks again and I look forward to watching your progress on becoming a badass…hoping to get some pointers:)