Now that folks are finding out that I am on a mission to be a badass – they may be taking advantage of me.
If you say, “Badasses do ______” — whatever goes in the blank will be something that I’ll be pressured into doing.

If you look close you can see weeds and shit in Sami's hair = badass
My friend Sami is moving (sadly) and she mentioned that badasses help friends do yardwork. Within minutes I was at her house, making a trip to Home Depot with her, hauling big bags of mulch, picking weeds, and strapping a large blower over my shoulder — which I actually used for sucking instead of blowing… sound familiar?

Loud machines = badass
Anyway!
All in all – we felt tough – and we got the work done in a fraction of the time it would have taken one person to do it.
Volunteer work is a kind of a pay-it-forward thing – makes the world a better place, don’t ya think? Plus she rewarded me with beer – Michelob Ultra’s Pomegranate Raspberry! Wait, is that a badass beer? Uh oh…