I’m in a quandary.
1) If badasses eat healthy (to fuel the machine) AND 2) drink beer (because beer is more badass than wine, right?)
Then…
What type of beer would a BadAss drink?
I googled, “Healthiest beer on the market” and the top result came back:
1. Guinness
WTF? 
So then I googled, “best low calorie beer” and the results were some sites listing beer and their calorie counts:
Natural Light Beer has 97 calories.
Schlitz Light Beer has 96 calories.
Miller Lite Beer has 96 calories.
Pabst Blue Ribbon Extra Light has 70 calories.
Budweiser Light has 108 calories.
Generic Beer has 104 calories.
Coors Light has 102 calories.
Another link brought me this information:
Budweiser Select – 4.343 Beer Score (4.3% alcohol / 99 calories)
Michelob Ultra – 4.315 Beer Score (4.1% alcohol / 95 calories)
Milwaukee’s Best Light – 4.595 Beer Score (4.5% alcohol / 98 calories)
Miller Lite – 4.375 Beer Score (4.2% alcohol / 96 calories)
Coors Banquet Beer – 4.117 Beer Score (4.2% alcohol / 102 calories)
Keystone Premium – 4.074 Beer Score (4.4% alcohol / 108 calories)
Keystone Light – 4.038 Beer Score (4.2% alcohol / 104 calories)
Coors Light – 3.521 Beer Score (5.0% alcohol / 142 calories)
If you look at Coors Light – it still has 142 calories… and that’s a LIGHT beer! I’m not even going to look up the calorie count on my FAVORITE BEER — WOODCHUCK — I’m scared.
Time for a vote?
What beer would a badass drink?
There’s one more. MGD 64. We call it “skinny b*tch beer” since it’s only 64 calories. My badass self just takes shots of Patron without the salt & lime.
I think a true Badass would only take shots, something I do not do. You should drink only hard liquor with no mixers and no chasers. I think this would be lower in calories as well, but I’m not sure. And you should always have those little bottles with you, just in case.
A Badass would drink a badass beer, hands down. None of this light crap-I mean really, are they even considered beers? Mic Ultra Light? Piss water! I’m all about ‘fueling the machine’, I eat like a champ, I workout, I work my butt off to be healthy. On the blog ‘Byers Gets Diesel’ she mentions a Healthy/F-Off scale. It’s you’re basic relativity graph of a list of foods that are high on the healthy side(meaning it’s paleo/primal) and on the F-Off side (foods that aren’t that bad but are not paleo/primal) but are so good you say F-Off to anyone who tells you you can’t have it. Good beer is high on the F-Off side for me. Tell me I can’t have a good beer, and I’ll tell you to F-Off.
Haha – thanks, Abby! So… Woodchuck must be high on my F-off scale? I earn that shit, right?
And Diz – shots of Patron — I love you – why must we live so far away from each other?
I think your first answer is the most telling. Guiness is actually quite healthy, and being that it is Irish and dark, 100% badass. Why even search for anything else?
A badass would make their own beer!
Beck’s Light! It’s sometimes harder to find, which only makes it even more badass when you’re seen drinking it! It’s only 64 calories and tastes like a rich euro beer – very badass!
Since I work for Coors Wellness Center and we get a paycheck from Coors every 2 weeks….let me breakdown their products for you.
Coors Light – 12oz
total calories = 102
0 fat = 0 calories from fat
5 carbohydrates = 20 calories from carbohydrates
.7g protein = 3 calories from protein
Which means there are 79 EMPTY calories from a 12oz Coors Light. To burn off the calories in a 12oz Coors Light, one would need to walk for 28 minutes or jog for 12 minutes or 8 minutes of swimming or 15 minutes of cycling.
Coors Banquet – 12oz
total calories = 142
0 fat = 0 calories
10.6 carbohydrates = 42 calories
1g protein = 4 calories
Which means there are a total of 96 empty calories per 12oz Coors Banquet. To burn the calories of a 12oz Coors Banquet one would need to do 38 minutes of walking, or 16 minutes of jogging, or 11 minutes of swimming, or 21 minutes of cycling.
Hope that helps support our products and my paycheck.
I read light beers are just regular beer that’s just watered down. Not badass.
btw – Woodchuck is not a beer, it’s a hard cider.