Today officially marks 4 full weeks into the journey of badassdom.

I haven’t confirmed this with Hallmark, but I think the 4 week anniversary is the “plastic” anniversary.

And I got some serious plastic.

$9 at Walmart.

It’s on like donkey kong tomorrow. Devin’s last day in town.

It comes with a boogie. I don't even know what that means.

Only problem is that there is a huge warning that this “toy” is NOT made for adults. Actually – only recommended for children 5 to 12 years old.

Now I’m a little nervous — don’t get me wrong. I’m still excited about the slip n’ slide – I think it will be pretty badass. But it would NOT be badass if I break my neck, tweak my hip or rip a boob off.