Weekend included:

1. A consultation. Won’t tell secret – but here’s a good hint: Conversation from consultation: “Mrs. Storm, please highlight with this marker the areas you would consider treating….Um, Ma’am, you’ve highlighted the entire portion.” My response, “Doc, I’m a hairy girl… don’t judge a book by it’s cover.”

2. Worked out. Can’t remember WOD. Involved rowing….

"At least it's not burpees. At least it's not burpees."

3. Went to Sunglass Hut and explained that Phizz ate my sunglasses and I needed a new pair. They said I would get 50% off my next pair if I brought a piece of my old, “scratched” glasses in. Unfortunately, pissed about the destruction of my nice sunglasses, I threw every piece away… nothing to prove – so I can’t get discount. I said I could show a picture from my blog… big NO. FML.

4. Found an indoor shooting range. I HATE guns. I am SCARED of ammo. So, of course, I am going to make myself do it. The man asked, “Do you own your own gun?” I responded, “Do I look like I own a gun?” He then asked, “Why are you interested in shooting?” My response, “I want to be a badass.” He started laughing and shouted to the back, “Hey Billy, this gal wants to be a badass… hardy har hardy har!”

5. Trip to hospital with a friend (friend asked me not to post about it – so can’t share details). Was there from midnight Friday night to 6am Saturday morning. P.S. emergency room – sux balls and smells like it, too. I know my friend was in very good care however…

"let's not claim we give excellent or superb care... just in case..."

6. By the time I got home I had 30 minutes sleep and then got back up to go to my Saturday MBA class from 9am -4pm. Yeah, Saturday classes suck — but I dig the subject matter this semester – Strategic Management. I loooove strategiez.

7. After class went to a surf shop where I bought Nate a present! I tried some clothes on. Problem is, still hate my body. Shopping puts me in a bad mood real fast. Shouldn’t I be digging clothes shopping by now??

8. From there went to Matt and Lori’s awesome BBQ. I did some beer drinking, cloud watching with Abriella, boxing with Geoff, spider fighting with Abraham, bullshitting with Maddie and Jaime, bean-bag-tossing, hot dog eating and hugging. Oh, and Lori has a bottle opener on the BOTTOM of her flip-flops. Badass.

9. I left at what I thought was 2am. Turns out I was home by 9pm.

10. Went to 5th Avenue UMC church today. Everyone there is so awesome – lots of hugs. A table in the social hall was filled with goodies they’ve been saving to ship to Nate.

11. About half way through the day my feet started to hurt. And – when a girl’s feet start to hurt from some ridiculous high heels — nothing else matters. So, I kind of turned into a bitch.

12. Got to work out with some awesome ladies from Carmen & Carmen Salon – we did a private training session for them at CrossFit Coastal today. They bonded. We got to expose some cute new women to the program.

13. Got to watch part of a movie with Jason Biggs. He’s hot. Which means, I’m narcissistic… because we look just alike.

14. Chatted with Devin… about starting college and such.  It’s nice getting to bitch about the cost of text books with your sister (11 years younger).

I guess I can admit that I’ve been in a bit of a mood/funk the past few days. If were on a normal cycle – I’d be on my period. So, I’ll blame that.