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Day 57 – Becoming Alpha Dog

In Daily BadAss Recap on September 9, 2009 at 2:49 pm

Today I had my first appointment with the dog trainer.

It was a bit of  a sting to my badass ego. Obviously, I’m not the alpha dog.

Comments from dog trainer:

“Phizz does not respect you at all”

“Hmm… Phizz is in outerspace”

“We might have to take a more aggressive approach with this one…”

“She’s a bad girl”

So… do I keep paying this woman or is it a lost cause?

Phizz was tired from the hour of focusing.

my big retarded baby was worn out from an hour of "re-focusing"

my big retarded baby was worn out from an hour of "re-focusing"


  1. This cracks me up because “refocus” is the term we use to deal with behavior problems of our bitch ass middle schoolers! HA!

  2. Well, at least she’s using the bed?