Today I had my first appointment with the dog trainer.
It was a bit of a sting to my badass ego. Obviously, I’m not the alpha dog.
Comments from dog trainer:
“Phizz does not respect you at all”
“Hmm… Phizz is in outerspace”
“We might have to take a more aggressive approach with this one…”
“She’s a bad girl”
So… do I keep paying this woman or is it a lost cause?
Phizz was tired from the hour of focusing.

my big retarded baby was worn out from an hour of "re-focusing"
This cracks me up because “refocus” is the term we use to deal with behavior problems of our bitch ass middle schoolers! HA!
Well, at least she’s using the bed?