I have a Netflix account. I don’t know why. I hate movies.
It’s the membership where you can get unlimited movies, one at a time, all month long for like $9.99 or something.
It takes me on average about a month and a half to watch a single movie.
Today I decided it had been 2 months and it was time to open the red envelope. The disc sleeve described a movie called “God Grew Tired of Us.”
I don’t remember putting this on my queue… but it seemed interesting enough.
I popped the DVD in…
and it was a documentary called “The Future of Food.”
Netflix grew tired of me, I guess
Mismatch!
So, not only do I suck… But someone who works for Netflix sucks, too.
Thats why you use netflix to watch TV shows. They’re shorter, and ultimately more interesting than one movie at a time. Try Freaks and Geeks, or The Wire for starters.
Umm, I don’t remember putting that on our list either…