In the MBA program professors seem to like the usage of nifty 2×2 matrices to explain business relationships like competitive advantage or differentiation between rival companies and industries.

Tonight, around 7:30pm (an hour and a half into class) I started drifting off into dream land. This always happens. I  give the first hour and a half a lot of focus… but then after that… I’m spent. It’s this time of night that I find the darkness of my own flighty little brain to be much more entertaining than the teacher.

So tonight while the professor was explaining a 2×2 matrix of globalization and some other bizness shit… I started making a 2×2 matrix of my own!

Here is a scan of my doodling during class.

As you can see, the OPTIMAL quadrant to be in would be the HIGH HEALTH / HIGH BADASS Quadrant.

I want to avoid doing anything that would go into the LOW HEALTH / LOW BADASS Quadrant.

Simple!

So I started plotting the things I did today for example.

I had a gyno appointment. Very healthy… yet not badass at all!

I had to take some TheraFlu because I’m getting a cold… this is moderately healthy — and moderately badass – because… hellooooo – it’s called Thera-Flu!

Now, I’m making this idea public… but I reserve the rights to this idea. I am going to make this concept into an iPhone app – so people can plot their day on the Health/Badass scale… and I’ll be a gabillionaire!! Hollar.

After class we had our social for the MBA Association. As the social chair, I got to help coordinate it (a little) and get some of the raffle prizes.

Turns out – MBA nerds can throw it down just like the best of ‘em!

Even my buddy Greg had a wardrobe mishap – and that didn’t stop him!

Speaking of wardrobe changes — I smell like an ashtray. Gotta get cleaned up and get my badass beauty rest! Good night!