I considered photoshopping my other arm out, so it would be a legit Iron Cross

So, today I had my final exam in macroeconomics.

We also had our last MBA Association social function for the year.

Upon leaving a cop pulled me over for Texting While Driving.

I told him, “Officer, I was making a phone call.”

He said, “I saw you punching away.”

I said, “I’m about to punch away at your face.”

He drove away in a hurry.

Well, not all that was true.

But… this little badass did NOT get a ticket!
I had some drinks at the social function… I was okay to drive or I wouldn’t have driven… but I am still f-ing lucky for NOT getting a ticket! New lease on life! According to Wife Math – I just made about $200. Wonder what I’ll go buy with my new earnings.